You’re Eating My Toenails

Today is my beauty day and youre with me. Youre going to be glad! See how long my toenails are? Well Im going to cut them now before I repaint them. Youre a fortunate boy because Im going to let you wat me. I take my toenail clippings and gather them together into a petite pile. Why am I doing that? To make a nice crunchy meal for you of course! Youre going to eat everything, understand?!