You Are As Ridiculous As Your Little Pipe

Ill make you feel as petite as your dick. Absolutely little and ridiculous. So hideous! I know you like it, how I insult you and your petite, puny tail. Only I cant see your joy because hit is soo small! Is your cock hard already? I cant see it, LOL! Its so small that even wanking is impossible for you, so you can only uselessly fumble around with yourself and pray to me!