Sole Sucker Tax

Look, a repugnant, lousy lump of poo. Greedy, slobbering like a bitch you crawl around on the floor in front of me, staring at my soles! Did I allow you to do that? Do you want to sniff at my Boots?First you will satisfy ME before your little wienie even thinks of risking any nervous twitching. ME first, always! You get leftovers!