Mashed Potatoes And Dumplings In Boots

Today Im going to prepare a special delicacy for you - potatoes mashed by my feet and dumplings! Very first I dump some cooked potatoes into the see-through rubber boots, then add some spices and butter. Then I grab the dumpling dough and make the dumplings with my oily nude feet. I add the dumplings into the boots as well and then put them on. The potatoes and dumplings are crushed inwards the boots as I walk around and leap up and down. I grab a plate for you, take the boots off and dump all the food onto the plate. Bon Apptit!