Loser Halloween Assignment

I figured out a way to make your dick USEFUL, because that little pathetic excuse for a knob is only good for one thing: being LAUGHED at. So I have a special SPH assignment designed to showcase you how pathetic your dick is, and to put it to good use, which is to make me laugh. By the time youre done with this Loser Halloween Assignment I will be laughing my arse off at how pathetic you and your little dicklette are.