Joi Cei For Virgins

I have determined to take pity on you loser virgins and give you a little helping forearm. You see, considering youre a lifetime member of the mitt shandy club, youve never had hookup. With anyone. Except yourself. As such, chances are you are entirely terrible in bed, awful at pleasing anyone else and incapable of delaying your own gratification. So Ive made this instructional movie to help you, in case - heaven forbid - you do actually find yourself in the position where youre gonna have to perform sexually some day. Just do exactly as I tell you, when I tell you, and perhaps you wont be such a sad cherry loser for the rest of your life!