Eat My Toenails And My Foot Skin

Today Ill let you see me prepare your slave meal. See which delicacies await you! I have peeled the dried skin from my high-heeled slippers and the testicles of my feet so that my foot parmesan drifts down and looks like snow on the ground. Can you imagine the taste that awaits you when you slurp all that off the ground? Oh yes, it will be so delicious for you! But you wont get enough with just that, will you?! Thats why I grew my toenails for you, which Ill serve on top as muesli. Witness me cut screw after nail, one after the other, and serve them to you as a meal. Well done, enjoy it!